Yogi's Quotes

Yogi Berra  -  He was famous for paradox remarks. Here's a few more:

·         Every team should play their opening game at home.

·         Whenever you see a fork in the road, take it.

·         The future ain't what it used to be.

·         You gotta' be careful if you don't know where you're going, 'cause you might not get there.

·         He sure did make a wrong mistake.

·         This is the earliest I've ever been late.

·         Nobody goes to that restaurant any more because it's too crowded.

·         A game isn't over till it's over.

·         You'd be surprised how much you can observe by watching.

·         I just want to thank everybody who made this night necessary.

·         I didn't say everything I said.

·         Half the lies people tell about me ain't true.

·         If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's gonna stop them.

·         It was deja vu all over again.

·         Hiow can you think and hit at the same time?

·         I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin'.

·         In baseball, you don't know nothing.

·         These ain't Yogi remarks, but I heard them lately and get a kick out of them:

·         I talk to myself because I need expert advice.

·         My peop-le skills are just fine; it's my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.

·         I don't need anger management; I just need people to stop pissing me off.

·         At my age, getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering what I came for.