Yogi Berra - He was famous for paradox remarks. Here's
a few more:
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Every team should play their opening game at
home.
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Whenever you see a fork in the road, take it.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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You gotta' be careful if you don't know where
you're going, 'cause you might not get there.
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He sure did make a wrong mistake.
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This is the earliest I've ever been late.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant any more because
it's too crowded.
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A game isn't over till it's over.
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You'd be surprised how much you can observe by
watching.
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I just want to thank everybody who made this
night necessary.
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I didn't say everything I said.
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Half the lies people tell about me ain't true.
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If people don't want to come out to the
ballpark, nobody's gonna stop them.
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It was deja vu all over again.
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Hiow can you think and hit at the same time?
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I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin'.
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In baseball, you don't know nothing.
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These ain't Yogi remarks, but I heard them
lately and get a kick out of them:
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I talk to myself because I need expert advice.
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My peop-le skills are just fine; it's my
tolerance of idiots that needs working on.
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I don't need anger management; I just need
people to stop pissing me off.
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At my age, getting lucky means walking into a
room and remembering what I came for.
